About Us: The Long and Short of It
Welcome to BadWienerDogs.com—the ultimate clubhouse for people who are utterly obsessed with, occasionally outsmarted by, and completely devoted to dachshunds.
If you’ve ever had your spot on the couch stolen by an creature shaped like an Idaho potato, or if you’ve spent twenty minutes trying to coax a stubborn hound outside because there’s a single raindrop on the grass, you are in the right place.
Who We Are (And Who Really Runs the Show)
Let’s be honest: we don’t actually own our dachshunds. They own us.
We started this site because we love these little, low-riding, big-hearted dogs, but we also know they aren’t exactly “normal” pets. They have the confidence of a Grizzly Bear, the stubbornness of a mule, and a built-in radar for detecting cheese wrappers opening from three rooms away.
Our mission is simple: To help you keep your wiener dog happy, healthy, and (mostly) obedient.
Whether you’re dealing with the legendary “dachshund side-eye,” looking for the best ramp to protect those precious long backs, or trying to figure out how to leave them with a pet sitter without receiving a guilt trip, we’ve got you covered. We share practical tips, honest guides, and plenty of laughs along the way.
How We Keep the Treats Flowing (Affiliate Disclosure)
Running a website takes a lot of time, effort, and—most importantly—high-quality dog treats to keep our furry “editors” from going on strike.
To help keep this site running, we participate in affiliate programs (like the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program and others). This means that when you click on some of the links on our site and make a purchase, we may earn a small commission at absolutely no extra cost to you. You can view our affiliate disclaimer page here if you would like.
We only recommend products, gear, and toys that we truly believe in and think will make your life as a dachshund parent easier. Thank you for supporting us and helping us keep the kibble bowls full!
Join the Pack!
We’re so glad you stumbled upon our corner of the internet. Before you go, make sure to explore our latest guides, leave a comment sharing your own wiener dog’s craziest antics, and join our community of fellow dachshund lovers.
Remember: Life is short. So are our dogs. Let’s make the most of it!
